Adult Source Media Presents 'Candy Stripe Nurses'

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Adult Source Media ventures into the medical field with “Candy Stripe Nurses.”

The company says hospital smut abounds throughout the halls of Genital Hospital as cock worshiping nurses run around rampantly, offering their patients the kind of personal attention that an HMO just can't cover. The company adds chief of staff, Dr. Simon Bowell, has personally seen to it that when these nurses are making their rounds, no patient or doctor will feel left out.

“It's unlike anything you've ever seen before,” Dr. Bowell said. “Canada can keep their free health care, we have free pussy!”

Adult Source Media says it continues to grow their 3D animation studio with an upcoming release of an animated porn parody of “Alice In Wonderland.”