Mayhem Delivers Legal Teens

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Mayhem goes into its vaults to present four collector’s discs of legal teen hardcore.

Mayhem says the new releases offer more than eight hours of eye popping smut with sweet legal young teens.

“Each and every one of these girls are one hundred percent legal teen,” said Jared Sturman, Sin City general manager. “When it comes to offering savings on the hottest teen cooze legally allowed in America, we don't screw around!”

The company says sweet and innocent girls seduce viewers with their smiles then gobble fat loads of milky man cream.

“Let me put it this way...we brought in the lawyers for this release,” Jared continues. “With so much content being practically given away we had to double check and be sure this wasn't illegal. Turns out offering huge deals on legal teen hardcore is constitutionally protected.”