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As part of Pink Visual’s “public service” to boost awareness about the “mental health benefits” of mobile, it is offering access to PVMobile.com at 50 percent off the normal monthly rate — costing consumers less than 35 cents per day.

“Our public service effort is called ‘Dreaming of a Pink Christmas,’ and as part of the campaign, we are offering our prescription strength mobile porn at over-the-counter prices,” said Kim Kysar, brand and product manager for Pink Visual. “In addition to combating depression, for many men, our mobile porn is just as effective in beating erectile dysfunction as is Cialis, and you don’t have to sit outdoors in a bathtub to use it.”

Kysar said that judging by the email and feedback from Pink Visual’s customer service department, it is clear consumers are experiencing the restorative properties of mobile adult.

“The leading theory around our office is that iPhone users have found a cure for the holiday blues in mobile porn surfing,” Kysar said. “It makes a lot of sense, really; everybody knows the holidays can be a stressful time, and what better way to ‘blow off some steam,’ so to speak, than to curl up on the couch with a mug of egg nog and a few gigabytes of hardcore porn?”