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The man reportedly selected one product only to put it back in exchange for — rather than in addition to — the Topco Sales-manufactured vibrating mold of adult start Carmen Luvana.

"The question on everyone's mind is what product could have been worth driving through a store to steal," said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales. "The answer: A&E's Carmen Luvana's Pussy and Ass."

Adult Mart store manager Tracy Holmes said she suspects the thief has frequented the store in the past, for it appeared upon viewing the security tape that he knew very well how to navigate himself, and his car, around the store after hours.

The man’s car continued to slowly make its way through the store as he ran to retrieve the fake — and expensive — pussy and ass, and jumped back into the driver’s seat just as it crashed through the store’s second set of doors.

A video of the theft can be viewed on YouTube.com.