Tantus Releases Vampire-Inspired Glittery Dildo

CHULA VISTA, Calif — Silicone sex product manufacturer Tantus has released the Vamp, a pale and glittery dildo inspired by the recent spike of interest in the vampire lifestyle.

“Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully?” a company announcement said. “For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes the Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.”

The Vamp is styled after the company’s Sire design but has been given a pale flesh tone and a glittery luminescence that pays tribute to the vampire characters appearing in recent popular vampire literature and films.

The Vamp will officially be available Sept. 1, and the company is now taking pre-orders.