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According to Mallcom, its Porn Flash Drive is an alternative for consumers that don't want to deal with the inconveniences of slow buffering times and logins and is designed to make watching your favorite movies easier than ever.

"As technology advances so does the delivery of porn," stated a company release. "We have innovated from VHS tapes to DVDs, tapes to CDs and now it's the Porn Flash Drive."

The flash drive currently comes in three sizes; 4 GB, 8GB and 16GB. Each drives offers hours of high definition porn and is small enough to fit on a keychain. It comes preloaded with niche specific videos.

"I believe this is a very important piece of technology because it gives the surfer exactly what they want and really no cons to go with it," stated Michael, a manager for Mallcom. "This is a very revolutionary idea when it comes to quick and easy porn."

Mallcom has also produced a one minute commercial for the Porn Flash Drive which incorporates humor in order to draw more attention to the product.

"I believe that using humor will be a great way of making our product more fun and allow us to connect with our audience by showing how we are a company made up of normal people like you and me," Michael added.