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I'm having difficulty figuring out which sequence is my pick for "Scene to Jack Off To," so for the first time ever I'm awarding it to two scenes (cue the streamers and the falling confetti and the horns). Huzzah!!!

All the girls are smoking hot (actually there's one that shouldn't be in here, but I won't name names --sorry).

But on to the business at hand: Carmen Minor! She has olive skin, can't be more than 20 years old and has a kick ass body. We watch her being interviewed as she smokes a cigarette. I quit smoking two years ago, so I'm not down with smokers. I mean, I quit cold turkey. It was easy at the time, but sometimes I still get tempted … er, but enough about me. My editor is signaling me to get back on point.

Carmen gets inside and removes her sunglasses, exposing the loveliest "fuck me" eyes a man could ever wish for. I mean, she could be Adriana Lima's hot cousin or something. She slowly undresses, revealing to us a Belladonna-ish tattoo over her left tit. Is there a chick in porn now that doesn't have huge random tats all over her body? ... No? Oh, okay then.

She slides into a hot pink dress writhes around, playing with her pussy. She bends over and some dude emerges into frame, pushing her panties aside so we can take a long gander at her awesome, happy fun places. He sticks his tongue in her ass and spreads her pussy open real wide. He fingers her.

After sucking his pole, she gets fucked doggy style, getting the occasional slap on the rump. She jumps into reverse cowgirl, her small but nice tits bouncing. Her nipples are just awesome. She flips around and shaft rides in cowgirl, the guy pressing his finger into her asshole. I would, too. Why would you not?

Throughout it all, she steals longing glances into the camera as often as she can. She's a hottie. The guy finally cums on her throbbing twat.

My next "Jack Off" pick has Sophia Lynn, another girl I've never seen before, in it. She's a striking blond girl with a super tight body and a knockout face.

The set up is simple: Sophia comes home after an afternoon of shopping and decides to put on a fashion show for her husband. She undresses right in front of him and slips on a pair of huge black leather platform shoes. It was taking too long for her to get dressed, so I used the famous "fast forward" button. It's like having a time machine.

Cut to: Sophia puts on a leather bra and panties and touches herself. She gives great head to her dude, then gets naked, fucking him reverse cowgirl style, doggy and missionary before he blows his load on her face. Not to be outdone, she uses her fingers as utensils and eats the jizz from her face. Fun times!

Starring Franchezca Valentina, Sophia Lynn, Victoria, Lindsey Meadows, Carmen Minor and Brianna Love.

Extras include behind the scenes, sneak previews and a slide show.

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