Losers Never Get Laid
In this amiable comedy, written and directed by Dick Chibbles, newcomer Connor Kennedy plays a super-nerd loser who gets turned into a winner with the help of porn legend Ron Jeremy. Ron is basically the fairy godmother, invisible to everyone but Connor and glowing with self-help positivity.
Connor, a wannabe photographer, and Tommy Pistol, a fast-food employee, are roommates. Tommy, “thinking outside box,” persuades him to look for girls at a gay bar, where he just gets groped. Meanwhile Tommy beds heavily inked Kleio Valentin. Britney Amber, the girl Connor desires, winds up getting fucked by Tommy Gunn in a restaurant bathroom.
Enter Mr. Jeremy who spiffs up Connor and gives him behavioral tips. “Put on your best outfit, let’s go get you a woman.” But first he shows Connor a vision of ex-girlfriend Mercedes Carrera getting seduced by super-confident Evan Stone.
Ron takes the kid to a bar where his macho attempts to pick up Katie Morgan are pathetic and funny. Ron has to give him a crash course in self-esteem. It works. Alexa Grace and Miranda Miller join Katie for a four-way sex scene that starts with a three-on-one blowjob.
The sex scenes are efficient, the group scene a bit more. Jeremy’s comedy chops are still potent, as is his star power. He and Kennedy make this couples-ready movie an enjoyable romp.
Conner Kennedy, a walking date disaster, is terrible at dealing with the ladies. But help is on the way! Sex guide Ron Jeremy tutors him on the "ins & outs" of how to please a woman. It is up to Diana (Katie Morgan), Carolyn (Miranda Miller) and Katie (Alexa Grace) to put his newfound sexual prowess to the test.
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