Anal Hotties

A “gaping movie” is what director/performer Mike Adriano, very modestly, calls this outrageous full-on anal gonzo from Evil Angel, in which you have three sets of girls coupled together, with one lady taking it up the ass (sometimes also the twat) courtesy of Mikey’s man-root, while the other babe is performing the ATOGM (or ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth) doo-doo duties. The only one-on-one scene is the episode featuring Keisha Grey, and we don’t blame Adriano for hogging this bodacious beauty for himself. By the way, each and every interlude in “Anal Hotties” is intensely filthy, while also totally upbeat, so you’re in for an absolute decadent treat!

First we have brunette cutie Roxy Raye, looking every bit the (self-admitted, even) hippie, who gets anal-yzed and, yes, gaped by Adriano, with the always-amazing Chanel Preston licking the recently escaped-from-Uranus prick clean, while everyone in this scene gets his/her poop-chute tongue-rootered, as well. By the way, Preston and Raye are superior cocksuckers — and that means deep ’n’ messy gland-lovers. It’s an overall ‘opening’ scene that’s definitely a movie highlight.

Keisha Grey, always a great fuck (as if we actually needed to state that fact), is next teamed with Adriano, who (quite understandably) promptly bangs her ass and cunt, and even tells her before an ATM, “no hands, just your pretty mouth.” Been watching “Deliverance” lately, Mikey? And it’s ab fab seeing those phenomenal Keisha butt cheeks get all greased up while she’s fucked doggie. Adriano even jams a cube o’ butter up her delectable dung-hole. Been watching “Last Tango in Paris” lately, Mikey? It’s fantastic, too, the way the (eventually) hot butter just SPILLS outta Keisha’s hellishly hot (but no less heavenly sweet) pit stop once Adriano yanks his veiny stopper out. As you’d X-pect, Keisha’s scene provides another “Anal Hotties” highlight.

Thirdly, we have Abella Danger getting her shit-chute-shafted and Teanna Trump licking off all o’ the spackle, with both girls proving themselves excellent tramps who KNOW how to suck/fuck cock, with both of ‘em possessing positively smokin’ bodies. Abella has the cutest little butthole, too. Watch how she dilates it when gaped. Precious!

Lastly, we have yet another movie highlight (wow! — that makes a three-way tie for best scene), as Asianette Morgan Lee gets her anus seriously pummeled by the strangely-accented Adriano, while darling brunette Megan Rain ravenously licks up all o’ the ass-id rain. We really dig the way-sexy see-through yellow fishnet outfit Rain is wearing. It’s actually a pity she doesn’t get porked herself. Such a babe. It’s also mesmerizing watching the girls lick each other’s asshole, as well as hearing them UTTER the word “asshole,” which always sounds so wonderfully dirty when these babe-a-roos say it. They really go to Tonsil town with cock, too. Rain produces spit like it’s, well, rain. (She may be the answer to California’s drought!) And, yes, everyone gets their anus orally-worshipped in this one, with Rain’s mouth-snake really slithering deep down Mikey’s manhole. For the record, Lee has such a luscious body, we could watch her getting fucked for hours on end. And what a terrific end, indeed, to an outstanding raunch-o-rama!

Heads up: Adriano also does some weird speculum antics at the cunt-clusion of each scene, and why precisely he needs to do this freaky shit is beyond us, unless he hopes to be the next Max Hardcore. As examples, Roxy Raye and Keisha get a speculum in their separate shit-pits, as does Megan Lee and Abella (“I want to see how big that ass can stretch,” Danger coos to the camera), while Teanna has a spec planted straight up her babyhole. In the Preston/Raye scene, they even pour milk and Fruit Loops (or some kinda garishly-colored cereal) into her kah-kah canal, with Adriano and Preston eating it out with a spoon. You’re welcome to it, guys. Raye farts it all out, too. Nothing but pure class ass in our Vallay, folks. Bizarre and silly stuff, sure, but it doesn’t at all detract from the actual no-holes-barred scorching sex; unless you let it…

“Anal Hotties” is an all-around PERFECT ass-gaping / ATM / ATOGM / cunt-shucking / dingleberry-downing / cock-gagger of a slutfest. And lemme tell you, each and every girl in this movie WORKS. They don’t just pick their noses while getting fucked and/or separate their split-ends while the other girl is getting hammered. Hell no. Not only does each fuckette put in 150 percent, but their partners in slime — the oral ‘pleasers’, if you will — are choking on dick, licking anus ’n’ vadge, cleaning shit-streaked cocks (until you can hear the pricks actually squeak!), munching on spermatozoa, and whatever else it takes to be a good, honest S-L-U-T. These young ladies are not only IN the trenches, but cleaning ‘em up, as well. Mama!