There ain’t a bad scene in this anal X-travaganza. It’s chockfull of truly stupend-ass episodes, filled with five (count ‘em, five!) total whores, who thoroughly revel in their ‘work’, which is in single quotes because these awesome sluts aren’t working but rather happily consuming/devouring/gorging (on) cock. Yep, not a bad scene nor an insincere slut in the lot.
Kagney Linn Karter plays a lazy hotel maid (yes, most episodes have a bit of a plot) to whom limey Keiran Lee gives a tip — a big fat one right up her bum — to teach her how to be a proper, if overrated, custodian. “You think because you got that big ass that you can slack off work,” he scolds her. “Not this time.” Aside from looking great, Karter is a superb performer, passionately gagging on dick, first with her throat then her anus. Lovely lass.
Big ass of big asses, Kelly Divine plays a diamond smuggler who tries to hide an expensive-ass necklace up her extensive asshole — with ripping good results! Clover, that is, playing a goon, first body-searches Divine, then receives an awesome blowjob, hearty cunt-fuck, and deep ass-pounding out o’ Kell. Some super horny overhead/side shots of Divine getting royally slammed doggie style, too. What a pair o’ cheeks! She also swallows his jizz whole. But…wasn’t the necklace up her butt? What happened to it?…
London whore Paige Turnah, cute and sexy as hell, talks and eventually screams to the camera about wanting two big dicks…immediately! — and she surely gets her wanton wish in a scorching double penetration. It’s a fairly tasteful room in which Turnah does tasteless things with her luscious body and that big juicy butt of hers — with the ass-istance, that is, of two massive wagging willies. Check out those hypnotically jiggling English muffins and how she slowly, filthily spills a double dicking of cum from her mouth as the camera fades to black. Wondrous tramp!
Like Kagney Linn Karter, A.J. Applegate is a lazy-ass worker whose big and bountiful butt is put to industrious use by her fed-up boss (played by Johnny Sins). And, of course, you can’t go wrong with a hot-looking, big-bootied, dirty babe like AJ, who gets slammed partly beside and partly INside a swimming pool. And, yes, there’s plenty of cool underwater footage of Sins’ footlong filling her cunt. We also like the fact that both Applegate’s twat and tukus receive equal penile attention above water. She’s not at all shy about ATMs, either. Marvelous girl!
Lastly, ever-insatiable vixen Ashley Fires gets it on with her wimpy husband’s Euro-trash buds (Toni Ribas and Ramon Nomar), producing a nuclear ending to this A-mazing anal meltdown. Fires is a magnificent freak who likes it all, including getting heavily spanked, her hair yanked, and both cunt and a-hole simultaneously skanked. “Direct from my fuckin’ ass,” she purrs as she licks her own shit offa each dung-a-reed dick. The lady most definitely is a tramp. Love her!
Even though the Paige Turnah scene was lifted from a 2013 Brazzers title (and we’d like to think that’s the ONLY, ahem, ‘borrowed’ Brazzers scene), “Anal Therapy”a is what porn is all about: in-yer-face fucking nastiness! And for all you blonde lovers out there, except for redheaded Kelly Divine, every single scene features a golden-haired hottie. Hell, you even get a bonus scene with the queen of protuberant posteriors herself, Phoenix Marie, as the bawdy bimbo, like Paige and Ashley, gets savagely double-plugged-, plunged, ‘n’ -plastered.
We said it once, we’ll say it again: WOW!