Shes So Cute 6

With each scene, the nymphettes populating SSC6 give us an autobiographical sketch/camera confession; their self-absorbed chatter intercut with shots of them artsily disrobing and masturbating before meating up with the real thing. For example, Layla Luxxx—“I’ve always been, like, an artsy kinda girl”—quickly receives a dose of Mick Blue’s well-seasoned blood sausage as he whispers sweet Austrian mumblings into our wannabe-Warhol’s soon-to-be-cum-filled ears. Starry-eyed ’n’ sparkly-smiled 22-year-old Vallery, from Iowa, is paired up with the semenly ubiquitous Anthony Rosano, who really makes her see stars.

But the best is yet to come (boy, you can sure say that!). Fully upholding this gonzo’s heavy-duty theme, cutsie Eve Evans from Brooklyn, has dreamy eyes and an alluringly smoky voice—she’s a filthy little girl, too. “When I masturbate,” she tells us in an incredibly intoxicating manner for a newbie, “I fantasize about cream pies. What makes it sexy is that you see the cum ooze out of a pussy.” Whew! ‘Pop’-star Bruce Venture actually makes her dirty dreams cum true, too, with a bona fide crème de la pork pie. And her wildly physical cowgirl moves are just as mesmerizing; ditto for her looks of pure lust as the cock-stuffed darlin’ gazes deeply into the camera.

SSC6, in fact, closes on just as high a note: Adriana Chechik. Naming herself after some Polish movie director (whom nobody’s ever heard of except her), the 21-year-old, long-haired brunette from South Philly apparently likes have sex on the balconies of high rises. Quite the exhibitionist. Lucky Bruce Venture returns, nailing this—the second of the movie’s hottest—cutie. With a body devoid of (unbelievable!) tattoos, Adriana is a serious cock-gagger, spitting and drooling with abundant fluidity on Venture’s tool. And while there are many grand shots of her getting powerfully skewered here, we wish there were better coverage of her in the doggie position, so as to take her awards-worthy ass into proper consideration.

It’s quite simple: It you like girls who really do resemble the darling junior college babe working (part-time) down the street at the dry cleaner’s—whom you can just imagine sucking and fucking like a candy-assed demon!—then you’ll love SSC6.