Nacho Se Divorcia
The Virgin of Guadalupe (left) weeps silently at this year's doomed marriage of Nacho Vidal and Colombian model Francesca Jaimes, which ended one month ago. "Do not console me," Vidal said through a translator, "Introduce me to your girlfriends." Um, unless Ms. Jaimes has been fitted, eXisTEnz-style, with a Tranny Adapter, she can come and live with me and Iphigenia Squirtz. We run a program for Nacho's exes.