Say what you will about Pope Benedict XVI's indictment
of Harry Potter and the Vatican's profiting from sales
of the .XXX domain (that last part isn't true, OK?) but
Cardinal Ratzinger and I both give mad props to Internet
gal Private Ivy
's signing with Ecstasy (Pyrex isn't for
casseroles anymore) Glass.
Ivy Faulkner lives in North Carolina but has chosen a
font reminiscent of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry to hawk her wares.
Remember ladies: Ecstasy's products are fused with
silver and 24K gold, so it's like you'll have a rapper's
tooth up there. Ladies?