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Hey Brigitta

Gram Ponante
Pleasure Productions will begin distributing the product of European firm Sins in the United States, including titles featuring Brigitta Bulgari.

I caught up with the press release of Miss Bulgari after I took this picture, snapped while we were both in line at one of those new weapons-grade Slurpee dispensers at the Northridge 7-11 on Nordhoff.

GP: So, you're a runway model-turned-porn star?
BBPR: "It’s not often that you see a girl that beautiful and classy doing adult films.” (Slurp.)

GP: You've got a Jana Cova thing going, and I see that you are either from what Steve Banan calls Prog or what Abba calls Home. No, wait a minute: the Steve Banan joke isn't relevant here. Maybe no one will catch it. Replacement joke: Do you identify more with Eva or Zsa Zsa Gabor?
BBPR: "(I look) like a combination of Cameron Diaz and Natasha Henstridge. This half Swede/half Hungarian beauty blazed onto the Adult scene last year, becoming Playboy Playmate of the Year, Penthouse Pet for May, and also getting (my) mainstream notoriety in October by streaking an Italian soccer game wearing tiny bikini bottoms and a man’s necktie." (Long Slurp, bite of jerky. Slurp.)

GP: Teagan Presley also rocks the necktie thing. Are you saying that porn starlets these days are required to gain mainstream notoriety? Why do you seek approval from those buzzards? Didn't you see what they did to Janet Reno?
BBPR: "(My) combination of movie-star looks and torrid no-holds barred sexual performances in films (is) guaranteed to generate an instant American fan-base." (Slurp. Stripper-type ass-slap. Slurp.)

GP: You are very cagey, Brigitta Bulgari's press release.

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