opinion

Flower's Butt Is Too Small

Gram Ponante
We aren't in the business of breaking stories here at Gram Ponante Towers 1.) because we're lazy and, 2.) because, here it is, one example later and, you guessed it, we're still lazy.

But every now and then something happens that is so SHOCKING that we are roused from our lassitude.

The following may or may not be one of those times, depending.

Flower Tucci doesn't have a Florida-standard ass.

The callipygian "Tushy Girl" and featured player of Showtime's Family Business was sent home from the Sunshine state by her hosts at content provider Bang Bros, who said her butt was too small. Tucci has lost some weight, but she still packs much back. Apparently it was not big enough for the site "Bang Bus."

Even if red beans and rice didn't miss her, Florida will.

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