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Nom de Porn du jour: Adrenalynne

Gram Ponante
Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of porn name, half-WWE and half-old school porn naming convention, in which every name has to end with -lynn, -lee, or -sohoth*.

But I will let director/performer Tee Reel tell you the rest, because I have become incoherent. Here is his press release:

"Adrenalynn Lighthouse Talents newest scarlet shoots her first B/G interracial scene for director Tee Reel’s “Get Reel” this 5’3 former ballet dance r and stunning beauty sets the screen on fire in a hot scene with Nat Turnner. Tee was happy to get her in his new action movie where she plays the sister of the lead assassin. Originally from Texas Adrenalynn says she always had a desire to get into the adult business. “I was happy to have her in the movie this girl is smart ,sexy and can act. It was great shooting her and I hope to work with her again soon."

It is not lost on me that I have never heard from Suckable or Strokahontas again. I hope that Adrenalynne's name does not overwhelm her career. I don't think it will; she seems to have spirit.

Previously: I am the world's greatest porn director; Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; I <3 Suckable; Meet Strokahontas

See also: Lighthouse Talent *we need more Lovecraft porn

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