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Wednesday Dumb Porn Title Roundup

Gram Ponante

or Why, Suza Randall, Why? Just to prove to you that I play fast and loose, just to prove to you (my public) that I (Gram Ponante) am in no one's pocket and play by my own hard-hitting rules, just to prove to you that I don't really have a first paragraph, I will follow up my ingratiating story about Holly Randall with this nitpicky little entry about her mother, Suze.

Three's Cumpany has to be the stupidest porn title I've ever heard this week. I'm sure it's a good movie, but how do you expect intensely cerebral guys like me to ask for it by name at our local video outlet?

Wait a minute.

A thought presents itself.

YOU'RE NOT MAKING MOVIES FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME. (Plus, I get all my porn for free.)

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