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Girls-Only Cova Not Rubber Czech

Gram Ponante
Digital Playground has assimilated another contract performer. This time, it is the sylphlike Czech beauty Jana Cova.

There was great consternation amongst the people to whom this sort of thing matters over which media outlet got the press release first. Actually I knew centuries ago. I happened to consult the Oracle at Delphi while I was filling my travel freezer with Minotaur meat.

"Check it, Oracle," I said. "Tell me the announcement schedule of Digital Playground contract performers."

"Get up out my biz-nass," quoth the Oracle, but then added, "her shirt will fall up."

Tomorrow (April 13) is Jana Cova's 25th birthday. You read that shit here first.

According to the press release, "With a shy, sweet demure, Jana started her career very slowly taking it all in." She appeared in Penthouse back in ought-two and there is no word yet about her first DP project.

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