Observe, then, Michelle Aston, who says she wants to blow you and says she has a vagina but in fact would rip your nuts off on her nailed collar if ever she were to fellate you. In addition, she mislabels her moneygrotto as if to scare off speculators.
I whipped out my six-pound DSM-IV and diagnosed her with Borderline Personality Disorder on the spot.
"Fucking on film is a goddamn sacred trust," I said.
See also: Michelle Aston