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This week's Lick My Love Pump award

Gram Ponante
You remember in This Is Spinal Tap when Nigel Tufnel played several bars of a moving piano ballad in "the saddest of all keys" and then announced that the song was called "Lick My Love Pump"? You will agree that this picture is lovely, gauzy as it is and off-center. The title, which I've obscured, was etched in a thin, elfin, cursive font. Kina Kai and Jasmine aren't looking at us like cynical porn chicks but as wholesome and innocent natives, perplexed but not put out that we have stumbled upon them.

You'd expect that the title of the movie would reflect the presentation, but you would be wrong.

This movie is called Island Pussy Lickers.

Previously: Seriously, Caylian Curtis: don't do that if it hurts you; Mature 20, Ancient shark zero

See also: Pure Play Media

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