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Strapped by a Ghost

Gram Ponante
As you know, I am in continual contact with the spirit world (because it owes me money). That is why I looked forward to Viv Thomas' Sirens (only slightly a ripoff of this movie), in which a Czechoslovakian real estate agent has trouble selling a home because there are three dead hotties haunting it.

If one subscribes to the belief that specters return approximating their most recent living form, each of the ghosts died after shaving her pubic area.

The dead spend most of their time slowly bobbing up and down in the pool and rubbing themselves, but occasionally one wanders into the house, as we see above, and manipulates a strap-on attachment into the terrestrial parts of the real estate agent.

I was unconvinced, but I'm sure GhostMILFs isn't too far away.

Previously: Porn star or vengeful Japanese Ghost? (fleshbot); "She never sleeps"

See also: Viv Thomas

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