opinion

Seriously, Caylian Curtis: Don't do that if it hurts you

Gram Ponante
I don't know Caylian Curtis but I already feel protective about her.

Look at her here on the beach in Pierre Woodman's Amazonian Dreams, shot in Brazil in the northern Tranny-Free Zone: either she's touching her labia and her left breast hurts or it's the other way around.

The secret is to touch both breasts and The Labes, as professionals call them, simultaneously. Also, take out the belly button ring; everyone knows the treacherous Amazon River Navel Asp likes to devour the fleshy area around them and make a nest.

Caylian Curtis looks like Jesse Jane got her chocolate mixed up with Casey Parker's peanut butter. If you know what I mean.

Previously: Sex City review; Sorry, but all you'll get is the sword

See also: Woodman Entertainment

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