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New Porn Daily: Saruman meets Spock in a thoughtful ocean of flesh

Gram Ponante
XL Girls Magazine has released XL Extra #5, featuring mesmerizing shots like these, with flesh undulating like the sentient waves of Solaris.

One can't help but get in a Comic-Con mood when reading the marketing copy of this movie, which promises "Horny plumpers satisfy their craving for manflesh!"

The scholar will remember that manflesh is exactly what Saruman promised his Uruk-hai army ere its disastrous march on Helm's Deep.

(I am pushing up my glasses here.)

It is odd that this movie arrived right after I read Fleshbot's story on Leonard Nimoy, who has a photography show devoted to zaftig ladies, although none of the former Mr. Spock's subjects give it up the way these folks do.

Previously: I am Teagan Presley (I am not Teagan Presley); Hotter than a Balrog; Before they were dieting; So much more creative than doing lines off hookers

See also: Scoreland, I Am Spock, Leonard Nimoy Photography

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