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The Unluckiest Ottoman

Gram Ponante
Every now and then I feel like I get a peek into someone else's world. For example, now that I have seen An Inconvenient Truth I feel like I know what it is like to be Melissa Etheridge.

But such backstage visits can be misleading. A recent episode of Gene Simmons' Family Jewels had Simmons in a madcap situation dealing with his luggage at a hotel. That would have never happened. And I have already mentioned the non-reality of the "Debbie Does Dallas" series.

This YouTube video of five dudes letting us in on how they work the ladies by tag-teaming a hassock is disturbing for several reasons. 1.) I would hate for my concubine to watch this video and think that's how I spent my early 20's, and 2.) I have a feeling that beyond that bedroom door is not, as promised, a bevy of eager young women but instead several parents committing suicide.

Previously: XBiz '07 launches Forum, drinks

See also: Watch the YouTube video

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