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Because I could not wait for MILFs...

Gram Ponante
Pity the MILF. While you were out boozing it up with all your buddies, getting up to God-knows-what, she was back at home raising your children in her thong. No New Year's revelry for her; she was on her knees scrubbing your boat deck with her ass in the air, dreaming only of chocolate-covered cherries and her weekly Bunko game.

Now she and all her MILF friends are going out without you, and you'll be sorry. You know what a minivan full of bustier-clad unbalanced estrogen levels is called? I don't either. Half of Fleetwood Mac, maybe? I don't know.

Anyway, to celebrate Sinsation Pictures' release of Dee's movie MILFs' Night Out, star Kristal Summers has signed several copies that will be offered exclusively via my friends at Gamelink. It is like your mother is signing your homework, except with sex.

MILFs' Night Out also stars Demi Delia, TJ Powers, Kitty Langdon, and Brooke.

Previously: Michelle Aston will eat your girlfriend like a sandwich; Your mother should probably be arrested; Your week in MILFs

See also: Sinsation Pictures Buy it.

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