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Saving the drippings

Gram Ponante
It is vaguely inauspicious to begin Tuesday with a title like Vouyer Media's Cum Drippers 9 (I don't let my ladies drip it; I instruct them to draw it into themselves that they may be thus fertilized); but thinking too long about dignity and protocol in this business is a slippery slope.

Isabella Dior has just undergone a five-person creampie event, and can't even manage to get back on the couch.

I've been there. As an extreme fighter, I often return home so sore that I collapse on the floor from a day of slapping fools.

But Dior is different: the airbrushed semen on her tights makes me think this picture was taken before any creampie-ing occurred. Next Vouyer Media will be telling me that everyone involved loved each other very much.

Previously: Stuffing? I'm stayin'!; Quick turnaround in the gape department

See also: Vouyer Media

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