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The Blumpkin and the coming Rapture

Gram Ponante
Receiving this image of the two-fisted Arianna Jolie from my pals at XXX Urban Legends, the company that puts on film the things one might only whisper while face down in one's own vomit in a frat house's low-pile carpeting, I kept thinking there was something familiar about Jolie's otherworldly light and sense of calm.

Then I realized she looked exactly like a character from The Watchtower, the official magazine of the Jehovah's Witnesses. See what I mean?

 border= I wonder if someone from Kingdom Hall is moonlighting as an Angry Pirate?

Previously: KSEX Awards: Meaty; The couches of Orange County

See also: XXX Urban Legends

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