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Stuffing? I'm stayin'!

Gram Ponante
Whether or not the following story is true, we here at Gram Ponante Towers, coral reef, aviary, yurt, and smorgasbord appreciate the effort.

A man went home for Thanksgiving to discover that, several years before, his father had had an affair that produced the gonzo girl Kacey, of Cum Sucking Whore Named Kacey fame. Kacey was at dinner.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

Now you know how I felt last Passover when Elijah actually showed up. See also: This was a very difficult Thanksgiving (somethingawful.com, by way of former Hustler scribe Gus Mastrapa), Club Kacey

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