opinion

In space, no one can hear you, Screech

Gram Ponante
Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It's weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations.

  • Dustin Diamond is not really a "celebrity".
  • The "sex" is not very good (Red Light District cleverly hedges its bets by filling the bonus material with actual sex scenes with Annette Schwartz and Tia Tanaka).
  • Does anyone still use "tapes"?
The only thing that compelled me to watch this to the end was the hope that the purported bride-to-be's fiancee would break in and beat the living shit out of Diamond. Might Red Light be releasing the Dustin Diamond celebrity snuff tape next?

Read the review here.

Previously: Hotter than a Balrog; Untitled Briana Banks project; Rock, Stapp slap over cock flap

See also: Red Light District

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