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You deserve a FIP today

Gram Ponante
I may be dating myself (and why shouldn't I? I put out on the first date, which is a commitment to excellence I admire), but the new Adam & Eve boxes remind me of the multipocketed receptacles for McDonalds' McDLT sandwiches of yore.

As you well know, the McDLT (McDonald's Lettuce & Tomato) kept the hot side hot and the cool side cool. Because it required consumers to finish the job of assembling their meal and because the packaging was non-biodegradable, the sandwich was quickly discontinued.

The biodegradable boxes for O: The Power of Submission and Tailgunners are testament to the fact that porn is ephemeral and, consistent with O's premise, you can't keep something you love (although the DVDs themselves will last at least ten more years).

To learn more about the McDLT and a young Jason Alexander, click here.

To see the earliest mention of a FIP on this family of sites, click here.

Previously: As long as the first rule involves feeding her a sandwich; The possible Blumpkin; Porn Valley font panic; Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato

See also: Adam & Eve, McDonalds

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