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Angie Savage's favorite joke

Gram Ponante
The measure of a successful and effective porn star is when, despite having seen her engage in evidence to the contray, you still can't believe she is capable of saying such filthy things.

Angie: What's the definition of "Indefinitely"?

Me: Ha ha ha (I thought she'd said something else).

Angie: Give up?

Me: What?

Angie: What's the definition of "Indefinitely"?

Me: Oh. What?

Angie: When your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in definitely.

Naturally, I drove away thinking about that, and determined that, though balls-slapping was most often an indicator of being in definitely, I could still be holding myself up and away and slapping her ass with my balls.

I asked Savage and her consort, Devon, if their Christian metal stylings had made Crissy Moran quit the adult industry for Jesus.

"No," they said.

Then I then asked the young Savages to pose as if Devon was angry with Angie for talking to me.

They're good sports and I hope they make huge amounts of cash.

Previously: Rebelle Rousers on location; Crissy Moran and Angie Savage in different underpants

See also: Club Angie Savage

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