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Vacation escort

Gram Ponante
As I and Team Ponante were planning our excursion to Points East this month, a box arrived full of the most challenging gadgets and geegaws, including this Kochi anime blowup doll with "usable pussy ass and mouth".

I always tell my women, "Women," I say, "you'd better make sure your mouths, asses, and pussies are usable, if you know what I mean." They sure get a kick out of it.

Perhaps I am going to team up with Jennifer James and Roy Karch to create "Memoirs of A Modern Day Anime Blow-up Doll".

Luckily she (I have named her Go Boots Go Rock 'n' Roll) was not classified as a full-price passsenger, despite her "solid head with sucking action mouth".

If you want to buy Go Boots Go Rock 'n' Roll, click here. It also turns out I've talked about her before.

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