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The High price of Japanese flatulence

Gram Ponante
The former Axis nations, as you know, are the world's largest purveyors of poo-based pornography.

That is why it is not surprising to find this collection of Japanese farting videos that have probably been all over the InterWeb but which GramPonante.com INS consultant Duke Santos just made me aware of today.

The pitches are like those of any of today's best porn publicists. Here is the description of Lady Takes Farts Easy 2:

"FARTS TO CAMERA MENY TIMES WITH MINI SKIRT, OTHER KIND OF FIT PANTS MENY TIMES. VERY GOOD!! CHECK IT OUT!!"

I guess it might be kind of cheap to make fun of someone else's attempts to use the language (unless the other person is also a native speaker and should know better), but I'm wondering if the following description of Pretty Farts 6, if written in the original Japanese would be much better:

"NEW RELEASED ”PRETTYFARTS 6.SHE FARTS THAT PAUSE OF OPENING FOOT,AND TO HER DOG..GREAT!!"

But what is mind-boggling is how much these videos cost. They range from $80 to $120 for titles like Fart Woman 19 ("She said can't fart in public because most of all her around persons deny Girl farting.But she said that feel so good farting in public"). I am at the wrong end of this business.

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