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After the loving

Gram Ponante
I have always been an admirer of the no-nonsense work of Stoney Curtis, who has brought the world titles like Wax Dat Black Azz and Phat Azz Bitches.

Today I was at Trader Joe's returning some pomegranate juice.

"This tastes like azz, bitch," I said to the Hawaiian-shirted manager, thanking Stoney in my mind.

Mr. Curtis has just released the first volume of Scandalous Sluts, featuring newcomer Kitty Tyler. But, like VCA's recent comparison of the late Jim Holliday to mathematician John Nash, there are some credibility issues.

The box tells us that "5 cum-soaked sluts get fucked in every way". Really? Every way? In their minds? Financially? Up the nose?

Also, the wording implies that the sluts were pre-soaked with cum prior to the omni-fucking. Is there a service for this? My arousal level would flag if I were presented with any woman - even a slut - who was already covered with cum.

"Could you at least wipe off a section of your azz?" I would say.

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