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Club: Jenna

Gram Ponante
To the seemingly endless array of products to which one could paste an image of Jenna Jameson we can now add golf clubs.

Imagine how fucking cool you will be out on the links with your new Jenna novelty putter which, when held the right way, reveals a topless Jameson.

The other fellas will think you've had sex with Jenna Jameson! You'll get a promotion and the corner office, you goddamn stud.

"I don't know how Larry does it," the senior partner (played by Jason Robards) will say if your name is Larry. "I sure hope he doesn't usurp my position, but fair play to him if he does - look at that humorous and provocative putter!"

You can bet the Board of Directors will have a collective infarction once you open your trunk to reveal the Jenna Flying Vag atop your Vivid Rims and box of Savanna Samson wine. "Look how comfortable he is with his porn consumerism!" they will gasp as the EMTs trot across the green. "Let him run the European division!"

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