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The Cum Grail

Gram Ponante
It is well-known that the only way to accept cum as your personal savior is to guzzle it. No sipping, no slurping, no quaffing it out of a brandy snifter, just guzzling. It's the way King Arthur intended.

Cynthia Pendragon has uttered the Charm of Guzzling in Cum Guzzling MILFs. Carbon-dating suggests this title is a compilation, but I'm not complaining.

People act like compilations are money-grabs by slackers. I'm all like, "All porn is a money-grab by slackers."

I had to weigh in on this very, very important title because the King and the Land are One.

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