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Pop smear

Gram Ponante
"Cum-loving sluts suck, smear & swallow" trumpets the copy for Nicki Hunter's Cum Swallowers 3, and once again I am embarrassed to be confused by something that I guess should be obvious.

When does the smearing come in? I must know every cum-loving slut in this G-dforsaken Valley and at no time has one said to me "Grams, I wants to smear it."

Are the sluts supposed to swallow after the smearing? I guess that's what they'd have to do, right? If so, isn't it difficult to swallow what's been smeared? Do they put it on a bagel first?

This movie stars wee Jersey Jaxin, Nyomi Marcela, Sasha Knox, Trinity Post, and someone named Dasani Lezian.

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