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Rock the cradle (of love)

Gram Ponante
I was standing outside Porn Star Karaoke (nice job Wankus), talking to a guy whose name I've forgotten because I hadn't been drinking so I wasn't on my A game.

He was telling me about the porn actress Rose Petal and asked, "And guess what she doesn't do?"

"Anal," several people answered simultaneously.

It made me think of when I was working at UPS and a woman in the Small Sort said, "That bar had more zeros than Agawam."*

Anyway, Boxcover of the Week goes to Vamp Pictures' Babysitter Fantasies, featuring Emma Redd and Don Hollywood on the cover. It is rare that a boxcover is allowed to tell a story, but this one does. It says, "Injured on the job? Our attorneys can get YOU the money YOU deserve." (Hollywood is also an attorney.)

Also in the cast are Anal-avoidant Rose Petal, Brooke Hunter, and Nicole Moore.

*Teamsters and postal employees would also find that joke funny. At UPS, the management laughed so hard the coke fell out of our noses.

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