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You're gonna need a bigger boat

Gram Ponante
Listen: I don't mean to alarm you, but there is something fishy going on on the boxcover of Colossal's Euro-thinkpiece Cum Swapping And Lollipops 2.

Each woman, as you can see, has a lollipop.

Except for the woman in the middle. She has neither a lollipop nor any lower extremities. She appears to have been bitten in half.

All I can say is that it indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large Squalus, possibly longimanus or Isurus glaucus.

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