opinion

What is a MILF?

Gram Ponante
I'd really like to nail this down because I have a date later.

As you know, I am a purist. If the letters in MILF stand for Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck, then I think anyone calling herself or being called a MILF needs to have actually given birth to a child.

"I think it's anyone over 30 with a vagina," opines Rollertrain's Libby Lynn.

While I can see several shades of gray (though Jesse Jane is a mom I wouldn't call her a MILF, yet Janine Lindemulder, at 37, is gloriously so), I can't lose faith in the adult industry that they in their wisdom will come up with a term that doesn't imply motherhood for slightly older women. After much thought, I have concluded that term should be Hot Raisin.

Else any 18-year-old single mom off the bus is a MILF.

Please answer the following questions:

1. Should a MILF actually be a biological mother?

2. If not, at what age does an attractive woman become a MILF?

3. If so, does having given birth to a child make an attractive woman of any age a MILF?

Thanks again to the Maximum Xposure porn mill for providing thought-provoking questions.

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