Don't Mess with Riley Mason
With the shocking news that the "Don't Mess with Texas" slogan began as an anti-litter campaign twenty years ago, I watched with horror as a couple of fans tried to make Neu Wave Hookers star Riley Mason pose with a banana and then not clean it up when they dropped it on the table which held her promotional material. The odd thing was that she was eating a banana anyway. The offending fan made motions as if to look for a napkin or something, but ended up walking off, leaving a dollop of banana goo on her table. Hell is other people, Riley Mason.