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"You treat objects like women, man."

Gram Ponante
I was thinking about this, one of my favorite quotes from The Big Lebowski (starring Jacklyn Lick) when I watched as Shane's World functionaries handed out guns to passersby in order to shoot at Molly Beth and Shyla Marie. Molly Beth will be in that hot tub until closing time, with luck lowering her sperm count sufficiently to be attractive to men. Anyone who can hit the target under Molly's vital area wins a free DVD. A gun was placed in my hands to take aim at the healthy vixen. "Who do I look like, Ted Nugent?" I said, and handed the gun to someone else. What I shoot has no chance of landing in the water.

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