opinion

Small screens make your dick look bigger

Gram Ponante
I think people who watch porn on small screens must have low self esteem.

When I was in Europe (not the band) I was amazed to see people actually using their phones to watch videos. "A culture that doesn't think itself deserving of a full plate of restaurant food is threatened by full-size images," I concluded.

But with the release of the iPod Video and the inevitable availability of porn content thereon, America will get a taste of how Europeans roll. Watching porn on a screen smaller than the credit card I use to pay for the porn seems silly, though.

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