No, this post is about Mari Possa, the receptionist-turned-ass receptionist of Seymore Butts and his Sepulveda Blvd.-based anal empire.
Bongmaker-turned-marital aid broker Pipedream has lovingly cast Mari Possa's womanly parts in rubber for your enjoyment as well as roadside safety. The bouncy replicas of Mari Possa's money makers will be available in full and pocket-sized versions.
We're happy that Mari has abandoned that whole flipping-the-bird thing so common to the gang over at Family Business.