1. I have climbed up Kami Andrews' building. I hope she doesn't notice me peeking in the window at her. I wish those planes would stop shooting at me.
2. Is Gauge aiming her AR-15 at Kami's girly parts?
3. Excuse me; I just burped slightly.
4. Should I edit an anthology of male perspectives on the porn industry?
5. Why is Kami looking at her bookcase that way?