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Melt Your Cap

Gram Ponante
As winter approaches and the temperature in this hellish divot known as Porn Valley sinks to a frigid 67 degrees, companies are rolling out their seasonal fare, such as Eon McKai's All Hallows Steve and my own Squanto and the Cum Dumpster.

It was about a thousand degrees out in Calabasas a few months ago when I talked with the gang at Defiance Films about Taylor Rain's Ski Bitch, a handjob title that, as you can see from the picture, features Rain wearing a reservoir tip hat.

"The girls treat guys' dicks like ski poles," Defiance's Keith O'Connor said at the time.

"Pardon me?" I asked.

"The girls treat guys' dicks like ski poles," he said.

"I see."

Ski Bitch also stars Ava Ramone, Eve Laurence, Julie Robbins, Katja Kassin, Kelly Kline, Melissa Lauren, Monica Mayhem, Rita Faltoyano, and Sara Stone.

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