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Bros And Ho's

Gram Ponante
Allrighty.

Lethal Hardcore's Black Bros Bangin' White Ho's 3 has Welsh lassie Sophie Dee in it (though we see Phoenix Ray with the outline of Mandingo on the cover). If there is a God, Sophie Dee has dialogue in this film. Even if it is limited to, "Extoond yoor mimbrr wee up mee arse," it will be worth the price of admission.

As any longtime, first-time, or never-again reader of this site knows, there are many things I don't understand, however.

Why is the word Ho's apostrophized if Bros is not? And is there a need to say that the Bros are black? Does Lethal Hardcore feel they need to specify Black Bros so consumers won't think Sophie Dee is being banged by Franciscan monks?

That reminds me. Stay tuned for Gram Ponante's Cassock Goblins, featuring hot sex, vespers, and wine-making.

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