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Ashley Blue Gives Me Her Car

Tuesday, July 12, 2005      Text size:   
Having only met Ashley Blue once, I was surprised when she didn't ring me up yesterday to offer me the new Jaguar purchased for her by JM Productions, purveyor of wonderful/horrible things being done to people.

Blue, director of the Girlvert and Lesbian Bukkake series, recenlty re-upped her contract with JM for another year.

An ardent advocate of green technology, Blue has been developing a solar-powered hovercraft with Bell Labs and Pasadena's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

"The fuck do I need with a Jaguar, Ashley Blue?" I scoffed, trying to distinguish her from the Ozark Mountain Daredevils song of a similar name.

"It will keep you from boosting Lexington Steele's H2 when he's at the Koo Koo Roo," she didn't say.

A biased prespective on the adult business from America's most beloved porn journalist.

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