Much like watching a car wreck, I had a morbid curiosity about a sex tape featuring Long Island tabloid sensation Joey Buttafuoco. Any D-List “celebrity” (notice, I used the term loosely) who walks around looking like a Sopranos reject means pure porno comedy gold. If I survived watching Screech bone on camera, friendly neighborhood guy Joey would be no biggie.

The sex footage of silvery chest-haired Joey was purportedly shot at a party thrown by adult director Rob Spallone. The video starts out being filmed from the foot of the bed and it appears a second camera is sitting on a bookshelf, or desk.

Clearly, Joey has done well for himself in the form of his tight bodied wife, Evanka. She fucks him like she knows what he likes and she’s pretty damn hot. I can’t believe I’m lusting after Joey Buttafuoco’s wife! The best footage, like is most of these so-called celebrity sex tapes, is the blowjob.

The five bonus scenes Red Light puts on a second disc almost makes this worth the full purchase price. The novelty factor on this tape is thin. I’m not sure if there will ever be a big market for male “celebrity” sex tapes.

Memo to Red Light District: can we please go back to the days of real celebrity porn? Isn’t Lindsay Lohan available yet?

Cast: Joey Buttafuoco and Evanka Buttafuoco.