Cast: Lindsey Meadows, Presley Maddox, April Aubrey, Jayme Langford, Kayla Carrera, Evan Stone, more.

The box cover design looks straight off of a 1982 kung-fu VHS tape, which got me excited. Campy karate kicks and tight nurse uniforms go together like peanut butter and jelly — and that's my favorite sandwich.

The girls in the movie all work as nurses who, while gearing up for a go-go dance contest later one night, fuck their patients and kick each other's asses when provoked. Sounds good, right?

The movie’s scenes lacked the "BOOM!" "POW!" and "BLAM!" sound effects and flashes of light normally associated with campy kung fu, and the fighting was in need of more effort from the ladies. Good thing there were penises in the movie!

Randy Spears was absolutely hilarious in his brief role as (un)lucky patient #1 who, delighted, was "cleansed" by nurse Kayla Carrera. The adorable Presley Maddox treated Marco Banderas with a few doses of bedside doggy style — "Wanna fuck my pussy?" "Si!" — and my favorite fight/sex scene was between Lindsey Meadows and Alex Sanders who, after kicking each other around the room, fall onto the couch and fuck each other the way real ninjas should.